Taters-Mashed (and others) Ranked:

“Give me money, and I’ll give you a worthless promise about going to heaven.” = legal.

He should have stuck to fleecing them using religion. That’s legal.

There’s no athlete I like more who I feel less defensive of when other people hate him. “Yeah, fair.”

I like him, but I don’t.

“The New York Times estimates Pruitt’s personal wealth between $210,000 and $551,000.”

Don’t brawl at restaurants and then try to fight the police when they show up.

Trump is having difficulty finding lawyers to represent him in Russia probe. So, now he’s hiring anyone with a pulse.

also:

Those aren’t AirPods.

Well towards the end she did just that.

Mommy: the person that changed your diapers and wiped the dribble off of you chin.

He gets a Christian “mulligan” as long as he bans transsexuals from the military and defunds Planned Parenthood.

And The President wants to call his daughter ‘Wife’.

So, Matt Patricia is just Fat Mac in a Tommy Bahama shirt, correct?

If the US moved to single payer the vets could go to a regular family doctor for most of their health issues and the VA could focus on veteran specific medical issues like combat injuries and PTSD.

Listen, I’m 33 and I was just a kid when that all went down. I’m not responsible for Bill Clinton’s behavior, I’m focused on the here and now.

My dad is a vet, has health problems, and no money.

That’s generous of you!