Shut your fucking Russian mouth

Write down their names and hang these motherfuckers when Trump falls and they try to pretend they never knew him. Hang each and every one of these traitors. In a public square. While we cheer.

His son knows how to make it better.

Wiseau serious?

“Trump placed an aide, Jake Leinenkugel, in the office to monitor Shulkin’s loyalty.”

Oscar Pistorius has thus far been unavailable for comment.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

I am undergoing periodic panic attacks since my wife abandoned my daughter and I last year. I haven’t really talked about it much, except with my boss who has been very supportive of all my time off as I get my meds stabilized and have to make divorce court appearances.

Just taking this opportunity to give a biiiiigggg ole fuck you to the asshole “teammates” of Love’s who dumped on him when he was going through a rough time.

I’m letting everybody know that when this bastard kicks it, I’m celebrating. I’m not biting my tongue, I’m throwing a party. If it’s a weekday, I’m calling in sick, getting drunk, and having a good time, because regardless of the weather, it’ll be a really great day.

This man is President of the United States, which according to Wikipedia at one time, was the most powerful nation on earth and a leader in the ways promoting Democracy, free trade, representing a melting pot where all races and religions were welcome.

You libs are so judgmental. You know, some people, REAL AMERICANS, read his words with pride.

Fucking hell, if simply reading his word salad makes my brain hurt, I offer my sincerest condolences to those who have to listen to this moron talk.

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Won’t happen. The coal miners and other unionized blue collar professions will hear Fox News say that those teachers are just a bunch of lazy fat cats who are just trying to feather their already luxurious nests, and they’ll turn them in a heartbeat.

what’s a white sox

Also, less funny but more (!!!) :

Well he did say the following quotes today, so I wouldn’t call it a complete waste of time:

“THE once-great FAILING San Antonio Spurs are NOT gonna make playoffs. Sad! POP a great coach - but too focused on politics. Stick to sprots!!!”

If Roger Stone goes to jail, I will literally be dancing in the streets. What a horrible human being.