Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

That’s foul. I came here for the same comment but you just beat me to the bag.

reports have stated that the woman is now safe at home

Haven’t seen a Red climb a wall like that since Berlin.

Mr. Met is beyond middle fingers now

Oh I see, just because he’s male and blond haired America doesn’t care about the truth. You can bet your ass if this had been a flat-coated retriever they’d be demanding to see his papers and questioning what happened to the real Jake...

You shut your fucking mouth.

Maybe Odubel’s brothers Isengl and Etripl will have more success on the basepaths.

Yes.

Huh. And I thought I was getting hard to surprise on the internet.

Yes.

Best outcome here is that they trade Kristaps but end up stuck with Melo, right?

I’m no fan of the Bushes, but I included them just because it adds to Trumps anger.

I like the idea of the Obama residence becoming a Shadow White House.

I still think Trump refuses to invite them.

If it were me, I’d go on a tour. Go visit Jimmy Carter in Georgia; swing over to Texas to see the Bushes, go to wherever the Clintons live now and then go see the Obamas.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Jon Miller is a treasure and ESPN can get fucked now and always for taking him off Sunday Night Baseball.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

That’s Super Bowl-winning quarterback Trent Dilfer to you.