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Just looking for the restroom.

And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Hard to sound like you give a shit about kids when you’re trying to stop those kids from coming here. What a piece of shit.

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

The Columbus Blue Jackets are having their best season ever. They have the 4th best record in the league. The earliest they can get home ice advantage is the 3rd round of the playoffs.

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Yeah, this is a dreadful editorial decision. I just hope Draper didn’t hurt his back carrying all that water.

Wait so I just read 2/3 of an article just to find out it’s a puff piece praising your favorite team’s fans for being so classy? Fuck you Draper

Dear Rajon:

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

Gordon Bombay, is that you?