Many fashionable media personalities present a high-gloss aesthetic charm that we all love looking at. But let’s not imagine that it’s more than surface deep. I appreciate their High Southern Femme aesthetics, but a polished self-presentation is like wallpaper, in that it can cover up a lot of cracks in the plaster.

Shitty people with no talent just can’t catch a break these days!

I really don’t understand these people who seem to be getting married or divorced every 15 - 20 minutes. Especially people who’ve managed to create high profile careers. What exactly are they trying to nail down with a marriage certificate? A magical, one-of-a-kind rapport? Psychedelic sex? If they’re experiencing…

I haven’t had a piece of ham in like, a year! Just dictated it into my iPhone Notes shopping list. So many people coming and going. It is just lovely when someone stops for a little while, takes a moment to share a few laughs, a few tears. Thank you.

Wait.... what? Omigod yes someone find out what the hell is goin’ on there!

LOL!

elevating X as an “everything app,” as Elon Musk has described it.

Super idea!

He’s sullen when at a boring event surrounded by human garbage? Shocking.

Best of luck to your mum! It seems that the dynamics of the dating game change with age. I find it all distressing enough, without getting up close and personal with what it might be like a few decades from now. But that could just be my melancholy talking (sigh). No doubt there will be viewers that find the show…

I watched the “Extras” on Hulu and decided it would upset me too much to watch the show. The clips showed some of the ladies blundering cluelessly into the fray, all emotion and heartbreak. They reminded me of my mother. You’re right about the unguarded “purity” of the participants. Definitely pushed a few of my…

These futuristic fashions moved me so deeply I was forced to make an emergency appointment with my Astroenterologist.

One only need look at the lead photo to see the smug self-assurance of religious terrorism.

Wondering how much leverage she actually has with Tiny Tight Fists at this point. I mean, if she had to delay moving from NY to DC for months in order to negotiate a pre-nupgrade in 2017, and extramarital rape was required for her subsequent upgrades, I’m curious to know what is she going to use now?

Swilce is SO not gonna happen.

You forgot Alice Cooper.

I felt like I was in a relationship with a humanoid golden retriever.

Sorry, but a relationship with a dumb hottie is 1000% better in fantasy than reality. I’m including gay pairings as well. Yes they’re hot n’ sexy n’ all that, but the problem that inevitably arises is that during arguments, their capacity for critical thinking is insufficient to generate a mutually satisfying…

Madonna’s music videos, ads and ephemera filmed by Ritchie were bereft of filters, glamour and sympathy. They were meant to be funny but often projected an air of bitterness and resentment.

Wanted to come back to this essay and say I loved every second of the doc. As age allows one’s eyes to adjust to the dazzling beauty of the supermodels, I perceive Cindy as the Queen Bee, Christie as the quiet and sensible one, Naomi as still in the game, and Linda as the delicate, artistic soul.