Someone needs to put a stop to Perry & Bloom. They’re like the Bonnie & Clyde of home purchase agreements, cutting a swath of terror through the western real estate market!

Who can mastermind the kidnapping of a celebrity, seduce a hot music exec 40 years her junior, close the catwalk in Paris at age 76 and convince the world she’s “Not Bothering Anyone...”? Cher can, ya dumbfucks!

That Joan Collins interview is absofuckinlutely hilarious!

I can’t stand Pretty, Soft-Focus Brad. It’s overkill. The dude doesn’t need all that filtering and fussing. It’s always advertisers that want to amp up the blurred edges, the sepia romanticism, the swanning about through a scented haze. Ad makes me feel like I took 40mg of valium 20 mins ago.

c) Is FRAIL GAIL a new thing? I need to know.

Hahaha. Fair.

So does this mean that skinny, gloomy, artistic types no longer have a chance with Taylor? Is it the end of an Era?

Hmmm. I would’ve changed the name from Trashelle to Trishelle the moment I was legally able.

I’m sorry but that header photo makes these two look insanely cunning.

I knew I should have researched that before posting!

This whole equation in which the Supreme Court justices conveniently operate “in the shadows” needs to be examined.

Although I do agree that having TS and JC in your court to be heavy PR-tillery, neither has been divorced, neither have children and TS has never been married. As such they are probably being pretty cautious in their advice.

Yah I saw some pix of him with longer hair which also makes him look younger. Frankly I just don’t see it happening between these two – but what do I know?

Maher is just an avatar of “bachelorhood.” His comment reflects his suspicion of anyone trumpeting marital complacency.

Thank you for correcting the attribution.

I look at Britney and am reminded of Joan Didion’s dictum, “the center will not hold.” There appear to be many modern issues intersecting in a manner that have undermined Britney’s “center.” Talent, fame, youth, greed, misogyny, wealth, sexuality, parenthood, aging, media overexposure and mental illness swirl around…

Looks like he’s in his 40s to me...

He’s also a lot younger than he looks...

OK this is probably a dumb question re TS, since her romantic adventures are a matter of pop, to say nothing of public record. But has she ever dated an athlete? Doesn’t really seem like her thing. That’s not to say that she shouldn’t give it a go. But my impression is that she’s more into artistic males.

Taylor Swift, Greta Gerwig, Zoë Kravitz, and Laura Dern’s girls’ night out – what in the living hell was discussed during that particular summit? The mind boggles.