This.

Oh look, it’s Mo’Nique picking fights with everyone she knows, again.

Smoke an mirrors - Or plain stupidity; either way, what a colossal waste of time and effort. Don’t these oxygen thieves realize that the title of the first Article of Trump’s Second Impeachment was “ARTICLE I: INCITEMENT OF INSURRECTION.”

Oh absolutely, she is his new favorite toadie and has been the megaphone to all his whims....she is totally going for the VP spot.

In fairness, some of the shits were evacuated in their pants.

Cool, cool. Just one question for you, Matty - if it wasn’t an insurrection, why were you and all of your fellow Congresscritters evacuated to secure locations?

If you don’t think these people’s desire to please Trump was not enough for them to come up with vacuous, ignorant and performative servility on their own, you haven’t been paying attention. He doesn’t need to ask for them to debase themselves, it’s instinctive for them at this point.

My thoughts exactly. Let Neanderthal Satan up there play at being a Congressman, doing Big Congressy Work. It keeps the malls and high schools safer.

“Look, we tried to overthrow the government, but it turns out that our people run the gamut from ‘incompetent’ to ‘cowardly’ and couldn’t do it. How could we possibly be held responsible for that?”

Ah yes, the party of “sTAtEs RiGhTz!!1!1!” wants the federal government to step in and tell what the states can and cannot do all of a sudden. These dipshits have no fucking principles.

I guarantee that this is something Trump told them to do. 

They’re half right, it wasn’t a successful insurrection.

The Republican Party is a seditious criminal conspiracy. They keep showing us.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

In fairness, the insurrectionists erected a (poorly-designed, makeshift, but otherwise probably) serviceable gallows right by Congress. Admittedly, they did intend to be on the other end of the rope when they did so.

That’s nearly seventy folks who should go home now. Where is there a hanging tree when you need it?

comes as both Colorado and Maine ruled that Trump is disqualified from November’s presidential ballot