I’ve always felt that the alcoholics and addicts in my life must have superhuman systemic strength. Were I to drink every evening for a week straight, you’d have to put me in the hospital. I once dated a coke dealer and because of the availability I was able to snort coke daily for a week – after which my sinuses…

There goes that bonus money!

What became of this?

The Vilification of Meghan Markle is a modern object lesson in the ravenous hunger for a scapegoat which emerges intermittently from the dark depths of the human psyche – resulting in the witch-burning frenzies of history.

Dylan Mulvaney as Miss Moneypenny!

Thinking about it, I realize that any touching between a talk show host and a guest frequently strikes me as performative, uncomfortable, forced, loaded. It’s hardly like you’re having a casual chat with a friendly neighbor. With all those lights, cameras, timing constraints, expectations of self-exposure, charm,…

It would definitely be read as pushy or an invasion of space.

Also I think maybe she’s having trouble just standing and walking toward her guests in some of those high platform shoes. Crossing the divide on her knees might be easier?

Love Drew, but I hate this kind of smarmy Hollywood bullshit.

At least he didn’t say moist.

Turnoff!

I knew it was only a matter of time before Santos became the darling of the internet.

If the Alwyn/Swift breakup centered around Joe’s distaste for the demands of her humongous fame, there’s no way he’d sign on to the 007 glory train. He’s obviously one of those performers who eschews the “stadium” for “smaller, more intimate venues.”

It surprises me that anyone older than tweens are interested in these films.

Well said. Personally, I have nothing against cosmetic surgery, and I understand the allure of a big butt. However, using cosmetic surgery procedures to artificially create a big butt always seemed like a sketchy idea.

The Vilification of Meghan Markle is a modern object lesson in the ravenous hunger for a scapegoat which emerges intermittently from the black depths of the human psyche, resulting in the witch-burning frenzies of history.

Much of this sounds like what used to be called “verbal diarrhea.”

These two wall-eyed fuckwits actually have the power to destroy each other. I just can’t figure out which one I prefer to be destroyed.

Let’s be honest here. If you were a 19 y/o Millie Bobby Brown and had your arms around Jake Bongiovi, you’d know you’d found true love! And if you were a 20 y/o Jake Bongiovi and had your arms around Millie Bobby Brown, you’d be convinced you’d found your soul mate!

Considering the percentage of parents that are in their twenties when they have their first child – and looking back at what I was like in my twenties – I can only imagine the deluge of immature manipulations, power plays, seductions, brute force and lies employed in relationships between parents and children. Are pare…