Fucking nightmare scenario. I can’t believe the woman’s friends –who were only trying to help her – are potentially subject to this scammer’s lawsuit. The shadow of Handmaid’s Tale looms darker than I imagined.

Although I think money is key (absolutely), I do wonder exactly what fears, manipulations, contracts and machinations keep her tied to the Trump circus. Surely she can imagine a better life? Or at least appreciate the need to leave before the walls close in? Curious to see if she ever attempts a Katie Holmes burner-pho…

Fair. I think I like your perception better.

Ha!

His acting is pretty nimble, though....

Or like Guy Ritchie didn’t like being Mr. Madonna...

Dreamy-looking, yes, but Alwyn always projected some intense curmudgeon energy. Sour, self-serious, cranky... fun-free.

you know who you are
Your love’s as sweet as candy
I’ll be forever yours
Love always, Mandy
Boy, I’m craving
Missing you like candy

Can we all just pause for a minute and ask ourselves What the fuck?

Who knows? Maybe the lonely incel boys and the little monstrous femmes will meet cute at the cinema and there will be a happy ending.

Please stop using bleak, “end of the world” framing in your reporting. Apocalyptomania is currently a serious issue affecting a huge strata of society. Let’s stop promoting cataclysm and instead promote the slow yet inevitable resolution of social problems. If we keep talking like social collapse is a done deal, we’ll…

Wonder what was their first clue it would turn out to be a shitshow?

Hey this mysterious doll – barely glimpsed in the trailer – is the only doll from the Barbie™ Universe that has captured my imagination (I think it might be from the Monster High™ collection).

I’m down with the movie but, agreed... no death. Please.

Repeatedly brings to mind 1979's Alien. If he’s not bursting through someone’s gut he’s gestating in a cat or burning an acid hole through the hull. It’s shocking how difficult it is to stop someone with this level of mental illness once they’ve fixated on the acquisition of power. 

Haha yes, exactly. My impression is that a Hallmark film is halfway between work on a daytime soap opera and a feature film. Obviously more manufactured, formulaic and, I assume, organized, making the working process easier for all involved.

Pity party music for the fainting couch.

Guys with super-thin eyebrows – whether natural or manicured – frequently exhibit mental or behavioral problems.

It’s all good – as long as they remain unmarried.

There was no way she wasn’t going to win. Paltrow served a Master Class™ of Inconvenienced White Facial Expressions, par excellence. Everything – her peeved innocence, her wasted time, her tense un-massaged shoulders coupled with absolute respect for the rule of law – was telegraphed through the face, brilliantly. I…