I can’t believe that flew right over my head...

I see what you did there!

I’VE NEVER WON ANYTHING LET ME HAVE THIS

The greatest trick that Devel ever pulled was convincing the world they exist

First Gear: So much for Trump being a conservative. So much for rolling back federal power. So much for reducing executive over reach. So much for state’s rights.

CP for all the friggin trash in the photos.

I was under the impression that a Hummer couldn’t get you pregnant.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

Calling this a hybrid is like calling yourself a vegetarian even though you eat Five Guys once a month.

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

“I’ll need five gallons of diesel and some high-octane gezzaline...”

If this isnt your theme song while doing business....youre doing it wrong.

Uber Rides was a little taxi firm down in Texas

Maybe call a computer guy to take a look.

David Tracy: “17 million postal jeeps”

I dunno, owning a fighter jet like that seems like it would be approaching an unsafe area of some sort. A zone of danger, if you will.

What pains me most is they never include AMC or Eagle in those lists.  Bastards don’t know what’s good.

It’s fully reasonable to assume someone would cross shop an Altima, NV Passenger Van, Murano CrossCabriolet and the GT-R.

Hard to choose NP or CP because I lost interest when I scrolled down the ad and saw one of my all-time most irritating Craigslist pet peeves:

It dispenses the Tide pod into the wash.