He really doesn’t have the right to be grumpy when the whole thing was his fault to begin with...Don’t make excuses for him.

Describe David Tracy in one picture.

I was happy enough with the line “shoved a rod into my master cylinder” 

We need to tune this a bit, but I like where you are going.

I’m mad as hell and I want my fucking wagons back!

Alfred can’t answer all questions, but he’s the hero we deserve.

Some people don’t care about wealth, some people just want to watch the world burn

The law is clearly insane, motivated by ignorance and panic...

First LT2 available to drop into an MX5 

Only if it’s the David Lee Roth version.

I think it’d be pretty funny to concern troll a gathering of right-wing cretins (NRA, RNC, etc.) by walking around with an American flag and a jambox blasting the anthem on repeat. As soon as someone turns away from the flag, moves, talks, etc. heckle them with stuff like “why don’t you respect the flag Colin…

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

Wally’s mother spoke to KPAX

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news