David Tracy: “17 million postal jeeps”

I dunno, owning a fighter jet like that seems like it would be approaching an unsafe area of some sort. A zone of danger, if you will.

What pains me most is they never include AMC or Eagle in those lists.  Bastards don’t know what’s good.

It’s fully reasonable to assume someone would cross shop an Altima, NV Passenger Van, Murano CrossCabriolet and the GT-R.

Hard to choose NP or CP because I lost interest when I scrolled down the ad and saw one of my all-time most irritating Craigslist pet peeves:

It dispenses the Tide pod into the wash.  

He really doesn’t have the right to be grumpy when the whole thing was his fault to begin with...Don’t make excuses for him.

Describe David Tracy in one picture.

I was happy enough with the line “shoved a rod into my master cylinder” 

We need to tune this a bit, but I like where you are going.

I’m mad as hell and I want my fucking wagons back!

Alfred can’t answer all questions, but he’s the hero we deserve.

Some people don’t care about wealth, some people just want to watch the world burn

The law is clearly insane, motivated by ignorance and panic...

First LT2 available to drop into an MX5 

He was actually just trying to work out how to rape while dealing drugs most efficiently, but forgot to carry a 1.

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

Image of him at work.