Sources say that the President is leaning toward a great candidate he’s seen on TV, Zapp Brannigan, to head the program. Not only will the moon landing by 2024 happen, it will be sexy and erotic.

Smart dad, he probably also told you to always keep a digital tire pressure gauge and to make sure the rear wheels tire pressure, never differed by more than 1.5 psi.

No, the problem with that is that is how you get Darth Vader. 

Wait a minute - I often park my vehicles in an inoperable state for more than 24 hours at a time in my garage. They’re not operable without the key and/or my super-secret kill devices (okay, it’s just a battery cutoff with a removable handle and does, indeed, deter theft). I’m basically a potato from Friday 7p to…

Is “airplanes and canoes” the long awaited sequel to the 1987 Johns Candy masterpiece?!

This price took my breath away, and not in a good way.

Take away their patrol cars and put them all on bikes.

It doesn’t help when they make packaging so dumb. You want a bigger backup screen? Not navigation, not upgraded infotainment, or a crap load of other options, nope you have to get the $5k+ infotainment upgrade package. Want an efficient diesel, nope you can’t get that on a base or a mid range model, you have to get…

Just like every new house has granite/quartz everywhere.

Transaction prices are probably rising because the only people buying cars are wealthier people, hence, more expensive cars - last time I looked at the data, a lot of car categories are holding fairly steady on pricing, except for the better selling segments, like CUVs and SUVs.

Have you bought a new car lately? Is there one feature your new car has that is entirely useless to you?

If this dude is really that involved with the neighborhood association, then he’d know the truck is abandoned property and a blight.

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The child was brutalized ON CAMERA and the parents had to get social workers to advocate for charges?? And they claimed that there's equity in law enforcement. Bullshit. Let this have been a Black or Latino man pinning a white child down like this. He would've been executed swiftly by the police upon their arrival.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

That falls into the ever-growing category of Not My Fucking Problem. It’s an issue that he can take up with the dealership. The dealership should be paying him for his time knowing that x% of purchases will not be financed in-house.

“Then they have to tell you how bad your purchase is and the manufacturer’s warranty isn’t good enough to cover the catastrophic failures you’re going to experience in the future.”

The best way to avoid it is call Tom and have him do everything, then just sign a check and be done.

Buy it then take it in for an oil change every week. 

Question 1. My last new car was a dealer that was famous for pulling every trick in the book. Horrible place, but they had the vehicle I wanted and we had to deal with them. Finally after hours, we got into the Finance guy’s office. We sat down, and he starts his up sell spiel, just as my youngest decided to see if…