I like that blue Lambo.
I like that blue Lambo.
It would take a real qwyjibo to miss all those references.
I, for one, welcome our new procyonidean overlords.
This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around.
Did you say "Quirks"???
I have it on good authority that the world WAS in black & white.
Since it uses 8 mm movie film, it is properly called a home movie camera.
Does it goes “fooomm” when you turn it on?
There’s no such thing as too many lumens. My EDC flashlight is also 1,000 lumens, and I’m quite happy with it. Which flashlight do you have?
1,000 lumens.
Having grown up in a car whose interior featured painted steel as a finished surface - including at the window sills - your complaint about hard plastics there falls on deaf ears.
Yeah, but they don’t get the Chevy Silverado 2500 High Country edition. So who’s the real loser here?
I’m still baffled about why we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.
Let me drop a little lawyer on you:
Q: You’re 70 now?
A: That’s correct
Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?
A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.
My wife and I call them KenTacoHut.
We could just play “I Spy with my Little Eye” instead of NPOCP...
Remember ten years ago when people were absolutely enraged that a game might have an “always online” requirement?
Any restaurant that substitutes “z” for “s” is full of assholes, and salmonella.
She looks like James Corden wants to see someone’s manager.