Buy a 2000's Buick LeSabre for under $3k and put some cheap snow tires on it. Run it into the fucking ground. https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/ctd/d/2001-buick-lesabre-custom/6433197908.html

It’s not an exciting one, but I think this is a nice looking car. The clean lines and proportions are appealing to me.

It is the joy of owning something special and the smiles per mile that feeling generates.

Mergio?

I suggest something along the lines of “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HAROLD IF YOU’RE GOING TO RAM HIS REAR END YOU COULD AT LEAST BUY HIM DINNER FIRST”.

“Because of the tires, the seller says the truck is a tow-away.”

The automotive equivalent of Milhouse.

I see what you did there.

Shouldn’t have thrown the blue shell.

Of course it ended in a fight. I’m surprised it didn’t end with all the drivers throwing their own poop at one another.

While carrying 600 passengers was impressive in its day, advances in airline understanding of comfort allows them to fit that many economy seats into a Cessna these days. What amazing times we live in!

Having the camera constantly track around or towards the engine during the time-lapse shooting—very, very cool. It takes expertise to successfully pull off such shots and they nailed it.

Nice job! I have like zero interest in Dodge Rams but this was very enjoyable and educational. It’s nice to see stuff like this, in the age of throw-away consumerism we live in.

True, he does end the article with

All of his acquisitions end up fixed, running, and clean, soooo....

Tonight’s the night that we got the car
We’re going downtown, gonna beat up exes
Your turn to drive, I’ll bring the beer
It’s an easy shift, no one to fear

To me if a vehicle can make 200k without major repair, it’s reliable.

I had an STI once. Cleared it up with some antibiotics.

Aussie what you did there.

I’m beholden to them for making them for all these years.