“Low-Ass Bridge Gives Red Light Runner A Taste Of Instant Karma”

As the CEO of the Galaxy I give you a Star of your own. Enjoy.

It’s about time that they install a camera to catch the reactions of the drives when they hit the bridge.

Will the Honda Engine Fit?

Because I don’t want a corvette; I want a sedan.

And completely unintentional, I didn’t get my line exactly right and picked my rear up on a rock.

Wait a minute, is that Toyota lifting its leg? No Toyota! Bad Toyota!

OOH OOH OOH I CAN DO THAT TOO!

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Black looks better than chrome

The Hellcat didn’t even have to be that low on fuel at the start. It may have even started out with a full tank.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Luggage rack on the back,

Five-O said, “Freeze!” and I got numb

Pardon me, but this entire digression borders on insane. Here’s a handy guide for anyone who is debating whether they should coast downhill or leave their car in gear

The previous generation is always the last real Jeep.

Removable doors ✅

apparently you’ve never been in an old house, rattle magnification 500%

At the hearing, the Sun reports, Hamilton was asked by the judge: “Why do you insist on playing your stereo so loud?”