Allow me to explain. The WP-3D Orion aircraft used by NOAA are large and robust planes with enough thrust from their 4 turbo-prop engines to carry the enormous balls possessed by the hurricane hunter crew.

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

“Gas near me”

So you want an off road vehicle, but you don’t want tire noise?

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…

Do we though? Truly? Or do we really already know?

“It’s ok guys. It was a white car. It was merely foraging.... not looting like those black cars”

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

Look at all those police Chargers and Durangos. Nice.

If you’re not willing to wear a helmet while operating a car/truck/tractor/bicycle/horse/racing snail/etc. then you really have no business nannying a motorcyclist who chooses to let the wind flow through their hair.

*insert crazy anecdote about how my uncle’s friend’s cousin’s stepson crashed his bike at 120 while wearing a helmet and it was definitely the helmet that broke his neck and killed him, he would have been fine if he had hit the pavement with his bare face. *

I will start my own website, but with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the website!

Used the word “copz” automatic CP

“Our environmental study shows that there is an unacceptable level of money in the environment of our customer’s pockets.”

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

“You can see I left 2 big black marks one from the front and one from the rear tires”

that was my point above. its the polite and respectful thing to do to listen to and absorb your elders. Not mock them for offering tips.

I race windsurfers, and back when I started to move up in the fleet a bit, much older guys placing behind me all of a sudden started giving me advice. Which (being a young guy) I initially took to be some sort of weird ego thing. It was only after a little while that I realized that here were guys who had tons of…

In a world full of soft-touch plastics, plush Alcantara and microfiber everything covering every surface of a car that is supposed to be a luxury, there is a lot to be said for the hard, cold solidity of a tool that is meant to be used for hard work.