pretty sure that’s a lambo dude

My advice, and this seems weird, but trust me on this. Go to the under side of a rocker panel, and put a small scratch in the paint in an inconspicuous area. You cause the first one. It’s no longer perfect, no longer a vehicle a in a bubble. Now drive it. It’s insured. It’s just sheet metal, wire, plastic and rubber.…

 500-ponies at tits massive

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

Here’s the thing. You shouldn’t be paying a couple extra hundred dollars for good service. It’s like paying $30 for a hot dog because the guy cooking it smiled.

I’ve done my share of domestic and international flights—both economy and business—on mostly American and Asian airlines. Domestic airlines in the U.S. have absolutely the worst customer service across the board. Continental and Delta are probably the best among the four (plus United and American), but that’s not…

That was a trailer to a much longer, fascinating story I would enjoy reading. If you ever write it all down, drop us a teaser here. I’d probably buy it - especially if you reminded me that I said I would.

I’m glad such happenings have helped someone else, I experienced at least somewhat similar from folks after I ran out of living family at 18. One day I just went to the bank to see exactly how much I had accrued, then home to pack, then to acquire new tires, brake pads, and fluids for the truck before driving from my…

I enjoyed this very much. Thank you.

Park it tangent to the curve at the point closest to the level surface f(x,y)=x^2+3y^4

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Easter is the busiest time of year for Jesus impersonators. He had gigs man.

As a landlord who has had tenants dig fire pits and allow a dog to dig up most of their yard I want to kick you in the gonads. My tenants promised that they would fix the damage when they left. This was three months before end of lease. Their ‘fix’ was to toss grass seed in the holes and leave. They didn’t understand…

As a guy who is painstakingly trying to level and re-seed bald spots in my backyard right now, I’m about to cry. However, the enthusiast in me cries tears of joy. But I’m also a landlord, so we’re back to sad tears again. Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch.

It looks pretty shitty what you did.

New Hampshire is the Florida of New England.

I chuckled :)

I was gonna use this tank for a daring bank vault heist, but I guess now I’ll just park it out front so I can have an article about the HOA making me move it