When gas was crazy expensive under Bush after the Iraq war I remember a bunch of conservatives saying not to blame the president but whatever. 

Pretty hilarious that you would frame second gear in that way since last time I looked, our side doesn’t whine and then attack the nation’s capital in defense of their crooked leader...

There you go with reasonable facts and data to refute a story. Take your star. Still, this sure explains how so many people are driving around in $60k trucks. 

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see where things go from here — just a passing look at what happened a decade ago.

I wish I knew who was out there demanding AWD + soft top convertible. It must be someone because there are plenty of 911s sold in that configuration too, but it’s a combo I simply don’t understand.

It's alot harder to hit 116 in a 30mph zone in a car with 200 hp

No time to fix/improve the Tesla. Still working on my penis spaceship. Shut up and embrace the beta, you pedo...(your friend Elon)

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

Hello Lewis Hamilton here, just want everybody to know I am nice and relaxed having relocated my belongings into the heads of Max and Horner.  Who knew it was soooo easy to gain access and that it is like Hotel California in here.  

I think it was Lewis’ fault, but it was a racing incident. Not in that it doesn’t deserve a penalty, it did, and he served it. But the implication from lunatics on forums that Lewis did it on purpose, or that it was a stupid and reckless move are insane. It was misjudged. Both committed to lines at braking that were…

Lewis did. It was reported as such.

Hamilton didn’t know Max went to hospital. He was told by the team that Max got out of the car by himself.

A lot of people buying Tesla’s aren’t looking for a car, or even an EV, they’re looking for a Tesla. It’s an image. A statement. I like tech and I likely own Tesla stock. They’re true believers in the mission.

wow another tesla cult comment. elon musk and his army of nodding idiots don’t approve. shocker. none of these have actually accomplished a damn thing in their lives, but they make time to bemoan honest criticisms of tesla, the single most impactful....wait, what? 

And yet Elon will never notice you.

You’re right, the rant does fall apart if you change one of the words in the quote to another word.

Did you type your virtue signal on your iphone or mac made by slaves in China? 

Journalists were arrested and assaulted across the US during the Black Lives Matter protests last summer.
The US supported politicide in Brazil, Indonesia, and many more states resulting in the deaths of well over a million people.
The US installed the Ba’ath Party and to remove them from power they killed hundreds of…

Don’t worry, my old man’s a TV repairman. He has the ultimate set of tools.

It’s going to be amazing how many people don’t pick up on the sarcasm in this.