He always claims 2 years because it's to pump the real product, TSLA stock.

Donald Trump was not elected the editor of Jalopnik. I hope this helps. 

i ain’t reading all that
i’m happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

Damn, my commute is unfortunately 524 miles.

“Look, I just meant that all Mexicans are lazy and unmotivated. What’s the big deal?”

Shorter Kommandante: “Screw him. He deserved it.”

The Jan 6 crowd are still (largely) unpunished and running around for far more “aggressive” actions.

The main reason F1 is garbage in the U.S. is because the prices to see the race are insane. The Las Vegas grand prix grandstand tickets started at $2,500.

It was cheaper for me to fly to Belgium and get a 3-day pass for the race instead.

The best are the counter arguments that use lease deals from....2014!

Hi that buyers agent idea....that is literally my business model. This blogging thing is a side gig.

you know, I never hear people say this same thing about non-toll roads, which make up like 99% of roads in the US. they’re free to use, but certainly not free to build, patrol or maintain. and yet that notion never comes up when we talk about building or expanding roads. 

Or when they pull up with the pump on their port side, but the gas cap is starboard. 

I hate when someone parks their cruise ship at the pump just to run in and buy cigarettes.

That’s what you get when you don’t have a pay before pumping policy at the gas station.

This is one of those rare instances I think alphanumerics work better than a name. “XC90" seems to have some actual brand recognition, to the point where you can say “I drive an XC90" and I think many might recognize it as a Volvo. Saying “I drive an Embla” means nothing, and will require you to specify that it is a…

Yeah, that was absurd. The FIA handed Max that victory on a silver platter. Lewis had a better drive, had pace all race, and deserves the win. Max will forever have an asterisk next to this world championship in my book.

A two and a half ton sports car should have brakes sized to stop two and a half tons, repeatedly. It just should.

The guy demanded she perform impromptu, racing-themed freestyle.  That’s kind of presumptuous as well.  It’s no different than asking a comedian to make up some racing-themed jokes on the spot.  It’s just bad form to ask a performer to perform on command, and assuming they’re obligated to do so just because you’ve got…

Who cares how she dresses? Your use of “whore” as a pejorative just marks you as an uptight asshole.

I love Ferrari, I hate SUV’s, but let’s not kid ourselves: if tall cars with stupid names and weirdly impractical design were the thing back when Enzo was alive, he’d be building and selling them in order to go racing. That’s all that mattered to him. “Purists” don’t like that.