FROM THE DECEMBER 2016 ISSUE

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Does Mexico?

Man, it is tough to watch Tim Cook run Apple into the ground. I was a fanboy when it was stupid to be one in the 90s, but I just can’t stomach them pivoting away from operating system innovation to bland, iterative mediocrity. I can’t remember the last time I was genuinely excited about a new Apple project.

So, finance a 3 year old car with a 7-8 year loan?

Yes, but Marchionne has been very local about how much these regs are negatively impacting his company. (I would know, I used to work for the dude).

I love how salty you liberals get when things don’t turn out the way you wanted. Fuck everything and burn it to the ground! Argh, I’m so angry. Half the country has suddenly turned into a petulant 3 year old throwing a tantrum because mommy turned off Bubble Guppies.

Seven states that voted Barack in 2008 and 2012 voted Trump last night. All of these people suddenly became white supremacists?