Agreed. She’s the kind of hero our corrupt AF city needs to keep them in check.

Me too, see you there!

Yeah that face has some serious coke-sheen on it

Or they’ll get popped outside their apartment and it’ll get pinned on “a drug deal gone bad”

Yeah, Holly should get a quarter every time someone uses that from now on.

So wait, in her defense of an indefensible friendship, she namechecks Jerry fucking Jones?! and that’s supposed to somehow make this better?

Holy shit, shut up tomato!

The call is coming from inside the house.

Are you walking because your buzzbomb broke down and you don’t trust your mechanic?

He’s gotta be careful not to alienate the coveted Red-headed Step Child voting bloc

Well, broken clock and all that

Whoa, deep cut!

It does not get any more depressing than the term “breakfast at Subway”

To be fair, “the box” is where he kept the severed heads of his detractors. 

There are literally dozens of him!

No, he’s right...I will hereby be rescinding my vote for Hunter Biden.

The Arby’s twitter account jumped right on that shit. Click on the replies (I can’t imbed anything on here for some reason)

+1 dicktooth

I would like to know more.

True but he was being Darth Vadered by HW and Cheney et al at that point. Not excusing complicity (cause dude was a racist POS) but those last 2 years were basically an evil version of Weekend at Bernie’s