This was literally my first thought and I’m a total conspiracy-phobe

Nah, still grey. Just not in this particular back-and-forth. It did feel like Xmas for 1 beautiful moment though...

Dan Crenshaw definitely gets dibs on the One-Eyed Jack.

Yeah, I mean we went through this with Reagan. The signs are pretty goddamned clear.

Wait...am I not grey anymore?

That’s the most reasonable thing I’ve heard so far. It sounds like he’s trying to get them to gin up that Hunter Biden thing because he’s scared of having to face Joe in an election. 

I’ll bite: MBS, in the Turkish Consulate, with a bone saw.

No more movie references for the rest of the trip.

Poe’s Law’s a bitch, but I think that extra “also” was to drive it home for the people in the cheap seats.

You know, I’m beginning to think this Pewdiepie guy might be kind of an asshole.

Cool. Now do guns.

“...Who is going to beat me? Tell me.”

THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR FAULT!

Just make sure to warn Randy Rainbow ahead of time.  

Bullet’s great and all but I feel like we should rastafy him by 10% or so.

Isn’t this the exact type of tyranny those snake-flag traitors are constantly going on about? Where’s Woke-Amon Bundy when you need him?

As Chris Rock says, “That train is never late”

Just more proof there is no god

I mean, it’s pretty hard to fuck a Halo game up. Even the worst ones (the last couple, I guess) are still super competent shooters. Just throw some huge terrain with vehicles and the switch between the charged plasma pistol and the DMR in and they’ve got my $60

Literally History’s Greatest Monster.