I’m surprised they didn’t just SWAT him then.

So...yay?

“You come at the king, you best not miss.”

They still sell them. Hell, my local grocery store has Spider-Man and Pikachu balloons right up by the registers.

OMG that article was fucking heartbreaking.

The joke would have played better if Kinja allowed me to post pictures. womp womp

Her?

Youse gotta probem witta Bawlmer accent, hon? I yawta warsh yer mouthout wit sope!

I know, it’s like “Don’t make me side with that asshole!”

Wasn’t Bondi also a member of FL’s Electoral College? Nope, no conflicts there.

As a formerly big proponent of the Red Line, MoCo can get fucked as far as their transportation woes go.

No, but you could probably get a good deal on a slightly used toy Yoda.

Hey now, I’m good friends with Willy and I’ll have you know that he obeys all the firearms laws! #justiceforMrNilly

Ooh ooh, look up joke next!

Holy shit, that “Barry Soetoro” conspiracy. I’ll give them one thing, the last paragraph is 100% science fact. Unfortunately they were off by one president.

But aren’t clips just those things used to keep papers together?

Or Home Alone.

Unless he’s getting thoroughly owned on twitter again. Then I am here for it!

Don’t care what the article is about only that DREW, I LOVE YOU WELCOME BAAAACK!!!!!!

Probably the former since the ones you actually have to pay for would bring that average waaaaay up over 1.3%