Just so’s ya know, domestic pigs were not created by Mother Nature either. We just manipulated their genes via thousands of years of selective breeding, which is why pigs on farms look like this-
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I’ve told this story somewhere here before and people were horrified, so here goes. Given where I live I have many, many horrible stories about bugs/spiders but this was the worst experience. I was walking out to my car at 6am to go to work, texting a friend of mine (hint, never text and walk), when I walked in to a…
I had no frame of reference for half these questions...I saw none of those Matt Damon movies, I’ve heard none of those songs by The Weeknd, and I only saw “weekend at bernies” from that list. In fact, I may have never even seen that one yet.
Dolphin was like “Look I didn’t even invite you here and you leave your trash in my house, here take it back.”
I say this as someone who is a bitch... “BFA”?
lorde and rihanna have the best kill suits.
This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.
At my wedding, my husband’s friend came up to me and said “Don’t eat the cake, it tastes awful”
What... is that jar his junk keeps bumping into in that last gif? A sexy bed jar of spare change? I’m mesmerized.
Awwww yeeeaaah, all that sexy Florida air and sexy Florida smells. What’s that sexy sound? Yelling tourists? Oh boner, contain yourself.
Is it admirable or questionable for Kate Hudson to bring 23-year-old Nick Jonas on a date at a theme park for children? Answer is TBD, but the move is definitely bold.
No it’s actually based on a Japanese show called Money Tigers which Dragon’s Den is also based on.
“WERE YOU UNSURE ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU COULD FIRE YOUR CAMPAIGN STAFF FROM ‘08 BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT”
“ARE YOU A ROBOT”
Wow, this question is fucking ludicrous. I’ve been to law school and practiced for several years and I know for a fact no lawyer would bother saving anyone else in a fire. Might as well be testing on legal customs of middle earth.
PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!
“Equal rights for everyone of all genders” is essentially the definition of feminism. Don’t back away from the big, scary F-word!
He parodies himself. You don’t even need to write jokes about him, the comedy is just there.
homeschooling never wins. even here, somehow.