babyscientist
babyscientist
babyscientist

I’m sure they would. I just don’t care enough to ask.

2.99 per month.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

“There is something inside them that’s calling for them to be straight. I think they’re acting fake, because do you see any gay animals? No.”

When your primary audience is “people in the waiting room of a doctor’s office,” the last thing you should do is piss off a bunch of nurses.

I live in CO and knew Kris Kirk. Richard was CRAZY (like tea party super evangelical Texas crazy) and this had very little to do with pot. He was also on a ton of other meds (pain killers) and mentally unstable to begin with. May she rest in peace, she was a wonderful woman who left three gorgeous boys behind. This

Any edible that’s overly strong would just make someone completely zonk out in their personal hell of Maureen Dowd-style “Did I die and nobody told me?

This isn’t my story but my roommate’s....It turns out that she I was a bit dry...

lol @ “can we have TOO MUCH confidence” already undercutting, undermining them, sowing doubt. get used to it while you’re young girls!!

But then they wouldn’t click. Click. Click.

okay but why do the glasses have to break apart

ugh. the thought of five sets of shitty little cat feet tracking litter everywhere makes me gag.

Did anyone see the portrait of Donald Trump painted in menstrual blood? It gives me feelings. Like on the one hand, HAHAHAHA, but on the other hand he doesn’t even deserve the attention.

my favorite dumb blonde joke response is from national treasure dolly parton. when asked if dumb blonde jokes bother her, dolly said, not at all. cause first, i know i’m not dumb, and second, i know i’m not blonde.

The dose wasn't toxic. He didn't die from the amount of cannabis he died because he jumped off the roof.

pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU

Oh noez! Teh MRAs are coming to get you, Lindy!