Well goddamnit what kind of ant do they want?!

“Lynda Byrd Johnson Robb” parents should’ve bought a couple more vowels. 

This is honestly disgusting and we shouldn’t stand for it. “His son is slayed” is just awful.

“ “When I’m saying these things like ‘Simping is king shit,’ it’s like, I’m an entertainer. I have to entertain people.”” ooof. That’s some verging on pewdiepie shit. Hope that part of streamer culture dies out - the ‘I have to do this, the numbers on screen are telling me I have to it” culture.

Good rich person writing, would read again for the escapism.

In normal times I would feel instinctively that everyone involved - the organizers, the participants, and the investigative journalists - are just horribly ridiculous and should be ostracized. In these more trying times I can’t make it through more than the first few pages before despise overwhelms me.

Can we just call a gacha a gacha or is that not the done thing?

Women be clumsy like that, always falling into puddles of corona or backing their car into a corona vault.

I mean... she mostly started crying because an adult gasped at her and told her she’d done something wrong - “Don’t say that! DON’T say that!” Any 4-year old will start crying if you do that; she was hardly comforting the child.

“I was looking at the two black reporters I saw hoping to share a “What the fuck?” moment, but our eyes never met.” 

And it turned up this weekend in Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na, making it quite timely.

“A few days ago, I was informed that some of you may have a problem with black voters who actually went to voting booths and exercised their right to vote for whomever the fuck they wanted.” Wow, it’s like any shithead could say this about people voting against civil rights. It’s their right to be total assholes, I…

That’s amazing. I love everything about that idea - the movie is gaslighting her. You made my day with that, like the gif of the child shooting itself with a toy while crying. Just adorable and unfathomable.

You too, dude. Hang loose, friend.

“After all, there’s no way Adrian could fake his own death and use his genius-level knowledge of optics technology to make himself disappear, is there? The 2020 version of the Invisible Man knows how to gaslight.”

That’s something to be proud of; true members of the Root community, true Kinja warriors, listening to nobody and being heard by nobody.

Thank god there’s an even-tempered candidate. People get so angry about oppression; we need someone who will be mild-mannered and even-tempered about it.

Typical Warren stans, no understanding of unity and always willing to preemptively hold the party hostage for their niche favorites. Some people just like to watch the world burn I guess :(

Also, a name that is impossible not to read as Fawn of Deer.