Wait... is The Root implying that Buzzfeed hasn’t completely earned its bona fides as a serious journalistic endeavor, though you’ll make an exception if the outcome’s good enough? ...The Root?

“One wrote that she is gay and felt like she was being punched in the stomach.” What an insane thing to quote. 

So there’s consensus now that the old Gawker wasn’t fake?

This is the problem when millennials start getting old. Not only is the streaming market a declining value proposition that they only chase because they grew up thinking it’s a real thing, they’re also starting actual families that they want to support.

If we were all in that position, who would we even give the money to?

Surely all you need for the perfect 6-pack of cel-shaded abs is a piece of charcoal?

Man, thank god someone is standing up for frat and sorority in-jokes. Even when you’re black, you Americans never stop being so very white.

Wait, which is it? Is the world harder on him because he’s short, or is he more homophobic because he’s short?

This is all very interesting and newsworthy, but wouldn’t it be more sensible for you to release the gay sextape of some litigious billionaire?

“I will never, ever understand why people struggle with walking and chewing gum at the same time. But some people do. Two things can be true at the exact same time.” So many progressive folks say this and it’s always such a lie. Properly calling out shitty things and trying to change them takes time. Time and effort.…

This is a general problem in dealing with US woke imperialism. Not only is the US the prime developer of modern woke thought, they’re also adamant that the rest of the world franchises this wokeness in accordance with US cultural history. Which is fine for them - just because their struggle for equality and…

Hm. Now I actually feel like I should find ways of paying Louis CK for his content. Not because I enjoy the apparent turn his material has taken, but for years I used to watch all his shit for free on Youtube and various platforms... I brushed it off by telling myself that he was a megastar, but if he’s never gonna be…

I’ve never bought a microtransaction, but honestly, this seems just as pointless as 70% of the non-game stuff people spend their expendable incomes on. Why are gamers always wringing their hands in despair over this shit - do you really care if somebody spends $4 on a virtual reflex sight or if they spend it on a…

...so he didn’t respond to it?

Who did she play on the Good Place?

“Of course, at the time, many of us were a bunch of preteens and teens” - I will never not love this blog-ring’s editorial standards. 

“Now any non-male who tries to jump into this scene is going to have their sexuality questioned”... sexuality? 

...but... he’s your president, right?

“but there are some obsessive do-gooders that are gonna waste a lot of time trying to track this down.” If they choose to do that I fail to see how they can complain that anyone made them do it.

Fun fact: Contracts are just promises to do things. They can be one-sided, multilateral, verbal, written in stone, whatever. Here he has a documented promise from a corporation to a customer; of course there’s legal remedy when they break that promise.