But your immense love of the death penalty is a bit of a non sequitur, you have to admit.

The AV Club: “Where posts explaining the joke get more appreciation than the post making the joke.”

The team decides if the player gets an offer to be on the team. The community decides if the player is going to get shit-talked in pubs, in newspaper columns, or forums. FOR EVERY SPORT EVER. Nobody has said that the team doesn’t have the right to offer a spot, but any sports team that makes an unusual or bad pick…

“Also, why DOES she have to prove herself to the community. Top 500 may be close knit, but they’re not gatekeepers who can decide whose on a team or not.” NOBODY SAID THAT. Jesus. All sports have commentators and speculators, they are not gatekeepers even if they have strong, often vitriolic opinions on who is ruining…

Other women had to prove their skills, like other men did. They didn’t have to prove their identities because they provided their names. You’re obviously (intentionally?) arguing in circles. There is no obligation to provide your real name, but if you’re the only player who doesn’t, people will wonder. I’m not saying…

Look, you obviously care about Overwatch and know what goes on in that competitive scene. Therefore, this is not the thread for you; this article and thread literally only work if you’re willing to commit to ignorant speculation.

Get a better hobby.

Not only is this a lousy take (that stops following the movie before the halfway point - how does blind-rafting fit in with social media?), but pegging Malkovich as the Trump guy in the narrative is just poor movie watching. If you can’t tell when a good actor is doing irony (making the end of the world great), you…

Didn’t A Quiet Place already do this? With a bunch of white folks who couldn’t open their mouths because if they did, the N-word would pop out and they would get torn apart?

...dabbing? I don’t remember 2016 that well.

“Weatherly’s “jokes” inspired a crew member to quietly walk up to Dushku and mention that he would also like to have sex with her” That sounds amazing. 

This is a weird Beats ad. Everything else is pretty hum drum, but the disconnect of lovingly lingering on a pair of cheap plastic headphones in the middle of all the supposed opulence is clever, though a little on the nose.

You literally can’t call it a fact if it hasn’t happened yet. This is not me telling you, this is the nature of facts. If you want people to pay attention to facts, you really have to wait until they happen.

He is literally pissing a blue streak all over the Golden Gate. The Golden Gate was an engineering marvel, and an iconic landmark. Of course we’re upset.

The line wrapping makes it look like you pointed to your own comment :( There’s nothing I can add to that.

Does it, actually? He asked about an ad running in some app on an iPhone. Pichai answered that the phone was made by another company, but Google is still one of the biggest ad-facilitators in the world, to Androids, PCs, iPhones, etc. The important thing is the app that was running, not the OS; if I’m using Youtube…

No, the claim was that there was no bias in the search engine and its results. That may be a lie, but a smart person would want to look at how the search engine works, and a dumb person would want to look at social media accounts. Let me know when the liberals convince you.

“Anti-trust Google? Probably a wise idea”... what, exactly, do you mean here? I ask partly because I don’t think you have an answer, but also because I’d be really interested if you did. The most common antitrust action is a fine for anticompetitive market behavior, which already happens (5 BUSD to the EC in July for…

“Why are white people like this? Whether it is desecrating one of the oldest marvels of the natural world” Neat, so they’re natural formations? I learn something every day.