The buck stops in the bank account of my bumbling crooked lawyer.

Well.. he misspelled smoking, but he would never fall so low as to write “But early Monday morning, before the president dawned his kaftan” instead of “donned his kaftan.” He likes his own name too much to make a dumb mistake like that.  

“classics that do not feature a CG doctor impregnating Spider-Man with a syringe.” Ok, so pretty much trash then. 

Really, as long as I can pretend-shoot children with an automatic rifle, why should I pretend-romance children? Where’s the thrill?

“doesn’t have the scope of an AAA game” - this is just awful and disappointing. Honestly. An AAA game? Does that mean you say aye-aye-aye to yourself, and not triple-aye?

I consider myself too big to feed.

Then again, he’s not alone. Your misuse of the word ‘belies’ reveals your lack of intelligence, and so it goes on and on. Most of you fuckers are dumb as hell, is what I’m trying to say.

I don’t think it’s healthy, or useful, or tasteful, to praise Knickers for being so large. I think the important thing here is to ask the little cows why they’re so dumb and small and useless. Come on cows.

“Eva is still being discussed more then a decade after its airing and none of those series are.” Sure they are, don’t be silly. Just because you’re not talking about GURIDDOMAN, for example,  doesn’t mean that other, more tasteful people aren’t.

I am overjoyed that today I got to read how somebody had forced her way through a superhero punch-em-up comic with pirates - not because it was fun, but because it was a necessary slog to understand its impact on the medium. It’s a superhero punch-em-up with evil gymnast geniuses, squid aliens, and crazy pirates. I…

My country: Our constitution is getting pretty dusty; it’s almost 30 years old now and our country’s been around for almost 700 years.

The Goskomizdat is not established to prevent you from writing. The Goskomizdat is established to help you write more, by writing better. The Goskomizdat does not censor; it helps you write more accurately, more truthfully. Your Goskomizdat reader will be a sounding board and discussion partner to help you achieve…

“You sure are getting a lot of hate for pointing out that black women tend to be ignored by the medical profession when they have medical issues” ...no, I’m pretty sure it’s the layer of clickbaity bullshit smeared onto the valid assertion, not the valid assertion itself, that’s getting hate.

“Kim Porter did under a doctor’s care” - “According to the reports I’ve read, she spoke to a doctor the day before she died.” That sounds like the exact same thing, yeah.

Wouldn’t it be better to have a cartoon of Kotaku-recommended series pinnacle DMC: Devil May Cry? The world could be its bitch and so could we.

Good point. What’s the reason for even putting a politician in power if we’re not going to let everything they do go completely unquestioned, even when what they do goes against the reason that we gave them power. Makes sense.

Aren’t millennials old enough now that they can stop acting hurt over just about everything?

If Joe Arpaio was the world’s fastest at the 100-yard dash, it wouldn’t be an idiotic take to say that he’s a racist fascist but he’s certainly good at running, when we’re watching him run. I don’t see how that’s not the most obvious take, in fact.

“we always tend to be right” - do you tend to be right, or do you always tend to be right? Because I seem to recall some sort of correction being published here just the other day about Diablo IV...

Companies have limited resources. The whole “they can do two things” is disingenuous - a serious effort to develop, market, launch and support anyone major brand game will take resources that are, at the end of the day, not infinite. That conflict is off-set by having the mobile game mostly be made by another studio…