It implies that in every straight and lesbian monogamous relationship, the women hate having sex with their partners and the men (if there are any) love it. That 100% implies that men form relationships that sexually satisfy them and women don’t.

“that sloshy thing your wife hates doing with you”- and maybe one day we’ll get past joking that women have no sex drive of their own.

“ the real card, which is labeled 本物 (honmono), compares with the bogus card, labeled 偽物 (nisemono)” ...or you could say here is the real card on the right and the fake on the left, I dunno.

PR: “This thing was as bad as you’d expect.” SS: “WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? I CAN’T TELL WHAT YOU EXPECTED!” ...they expected it to be bad, and sadly it was.

You clearly haven’t seen me poop.

Is the game made by the people running the twitter account? Are the tweets being approved by the writers for the game? (I honestly don’t know) I can understand not wanting to support the company, but I’m a little unclear on how the tweets will impact the game quality? I can imagine this ending up as an amazing game…

“CDPR’s tweets make me feel like their games, like so much of the art in this world that I love, aren’t for me.” That’s super-weird, unless you know (?) that their social media team is also making their games. If I were making games, and my publisher hired someone to run community outreach, I would hate to think that…

If those are direct quotes, she talks like a sovereign citizen... or a b-movie coven member. “I upheld the ask of me to the fullest extent. The direction from the condo association is so repeated that if you don’t know the person, you don’t let them in.” Thrice damned be they who break the ask so repeated;…

Yeah, they’re probably liars. Let’s go with that.

“Players of the kid-friendly MMO MapleStory 2 say that the player-created item shop [Internet] is rife with racism and anime porn.” 

Was there any way to write this article without being a total weirdo? Why would you mention that Warren “paid someone to shoot and edit a video” as if it’s dirty politics to not do all your promotion with unedited selfies? Why would you say Warren “brought this [Pocahontas] mess on herself” when it was clearly your…

This. ...is what I tell people about killing the homeless. If I stopped now, where would I ever find a job like this again?

“Any Jackie Chan stunt” - well, did he do it while fighting sword-wielding biker nazis? No? Then sit yourself down.

He mistook Governor Wolf for the face of humanity, forever.

Please, enlighten us. How is a 4-chan meme a thing that ‘means something’ when we have so much other shit to work on? Stop bringing life down to the level of dumb twitter feuds. Pepe the frog was not the problem - the racist, sexist homophobes who shared Pepe-macros for a week were the problem, are the problem and…

“Because even though it has dropped off substantially in quality, it’s still not entirely unenjoyable.” - all of the internet, pretty much.

“Let the millionaires who hurt people figure out their own roads to redemption”... and he clearly did? 

Showing up at ‘impromptu’ comedy sets and telling jokes seems a little difficult to compare to a lifelong seat on the Supreme Court. America doesn’t owe CK or Kavanaugh much, but the bar to reach is wildly different.

“Local man shows up to work”.

You’re right, this could have happened to anybody. Doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, anybody could have been scammed for 3 million dollars. Great point.