Also hopes they find the “real” perpetrators:

But... they’ll still be available for BDSM usage, right?

Are you suggesting a combination sex doll brothel and bowling alley? Because I’m liking this synergy. I can have the first round of funding available by Friday.

The company website states that there are separate entrances to exit and enter, to ensure privacy—they will enter through the back and exit using a buzzer system, CityNews reported.

But what all of the marine experts seem to agree on is that Zafar means no harm. He’s just lonely and looking for some love. If anything, the unrequited dolphin has just become even more relatable to humans.

For people that shouldn’t have a pet in the first place since they don’t spend the time needed to train them properly, sure. 

Russia has been manipulating Republicans and Democrats in order to pin them against each other and cause a collapse in the United States Democracy from the get go. You have all been Pwn3d. There was a reason both Trump and Hillary were the picked to run against each other and both were horrible people. You think it’s…

Any take that isn’t this is just fun is wrong. I’ve been out of the dating pool for a few years now, but back when I was in the game if I were to show up to some spectacle like this I would have thought it hilarious.

Sure. The video of a walking computer was made by computers and we're not supposed to be freaking out? WAKE UP SHEEPLE! 

Just tape your iPod to the front and call it DJ Franzia

Anything’s a dildo, if you’re brave enough...

Your second sentence is the most economic yet articulate summation of my feelings to date.

If Bautista can weasel out of his contract, the others might join him.

I believe the imac came with an internal modem.

1. your family probably should have gotten a car instead of an imac

what ever happened to letting nature take its course?

The Switch *does* have bluetooth capability. It’s how the controllers wirelessly connect.

Butttttt..... it does have bluetooth.  That’s how the controllers connect to it when not attached.

Well, technically speaking it does. The Switch uses BT for all the controllers. You can pair them with your PC using BT as well.