Yeah, the civil thing would have been for them to come to an agreement and then stick to it. It seems like the vegan was in breach.

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Somebody close to me works for a government agency (intentionally ambiguous). This person has to buy their own pens and paper because the department ‘can’t afford it’, while the head of the department has a government owned Mercedes at their disposal 24/7. This is one of many such stories. So... does it really matter…

Absolutely nothing.

Wait, he wants to send a man and a woman to the moon? Will the man be alone with the woman on the moon? Historically, that’s not a situation Pence has been cool with.

This works pretty good too.

“My book exposed a grubby secret of American higher education: that the rich buy their underachieving children’s way into elite universities...”

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You carry a phone that’s more than a year old? In PUBLIC?!

1) Come on man, straw man argument... you definitely see her nipple and lots of it.

I like Wacom products and have owned tablets for decades. I also have an iPad Pro. I’m not an illustrator, but I do prefer a stylus when I’m editing photos. That said, there is a full version of Photoshop headed for the iPad soon. You’re right, there’s a lot of value in working in your desktop tools with a tablet. I…

Opinion Poll: Who’s more dangerous: a septuagenarian Tesla pilot catching a snooze on autopilot or a self-absorbed millennial snapping and posting selfies at 70mph in their Kia Soul? I truly can’t decide. Thoughts?

Man... don’t give the robots guns. That’s how it starts. That’s always how it starts.

The guy was mentally ill.

Why isn’t he pumping out Kanye, Kid Rock, and The Nuge, those are his boys. Oh right... they all suck.

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Didn’t Burger King already do this with a chicken?

The fake hood scoop on the Smart Car drifts into parody for me, Smart Cars are the ONLY care that SHOULD have fake hood scoops. Approved.