Here’s hoping the next Wolfenstein has “Diaper Nazis” we can shoot at.

Ninja - how about we all stop staying it just because it’s stupid in any context outside of discussions about feudal Japan?

“Evil suggests something outside of the norm.” - Charlotte Garden, Seattle University School of Law

Yeah, I thought that too, then I got one, then I needed a quick charge, and then I stuck it into the iPad, and dammit it’s convenient.

But I’ve got some concerns about Thomas’ unhygienic behavior, even in the fictional universe of this Apple commercial. Think about it: He licked an iPad.

You’re parameters for determining what bars you frequent seem out of the norm to me. I don’t recall ever walking in to a bar and thinking “what opinion on the consumption of water do these people hold?”. I’ve never been in a bar and thought “These people’s views on water consumption conflict with my own, I should…

“People just submitted (their information), I don’t know why. They trust me. Dumb fucks.” When somebody shows you who they are... believe them.

“Falling” and “flying” are different by definition. Just sayin’.

All your TP are belong to US!

My thoughts too, probably the result of a drunken selfie rather than of a hate crime.

Thanks for saying “twat bot”. Just... thanks.

We have wormsign!

Wow, that ‘72 Tele has everything I like, the hatchet headstock, the offset pole hum buckers, black top hats with the silver centers... that is a great looking Telecaster. Hmmm....

I’d always heard Japanese Fenders fit and finish were on par with the Custom Shop guitars, and I’d always wanted one. When I saw the ‘72 I know that was the one. And I have to say, the fit and finish is amazing, and it plays like buttah.

I kinda feel the same way about the look of a Tele, I don’t dig it. That’s why my Tele is a ‘72 Pawn Shop, it’s a thin line Tele, but it THINKS it’s a Strat.

That’s great advice. The Sam Ash by me has a used custom nameless 9 string with a fanned fret board and a body design that looks like H. R. Giger ate a bowl of burned jambalaya and then shit it out. Anyone who’s never played before and walks in and says “I’ll take that one” is my freakin’ HERO. :D

We cannot fairly judge his comment until we try bowling with one of those test heads.

Standard pimp control technique. I’m guessing the psychological abuse she takes from this piece-of-shit is at least equal to the physical abuse.

I’ve been playing for more than 35 years and have over twenty guitars. This is my best advice to new players looking to buy a guitar:

Advising people to try and pet aggressive dogs, how tone-deaf.