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BabylonSlim
babylonslim

Every generation is smarter than the one before and wiser than the one after.

Just visited Walmart.com, SUPER CREEPY, especially the panda with vaginas for eyes!

Hey Charles, if you have something to tell the world about yourself, you don’t need to project onto your readership. You can come out, it’s 2017, it’s safe. :D

Mah BELLEH!

Mah BELLEH!

You should contact Bloomberg and let them know they’re reporting it wrong.

Now that is a brilliant strategy for defending yourself against identity crime! Please let us know how that works out for you.

Don’t bank there. If everyone who got screwed by them closed their accounts, they’d be in trouble.

Ha! Wells Fargo basically committed 2.1 MILLION counts of identity fraud, nobody went to jail, and everyone still banks there. If you’re rich in America, the law doesn’t care and the people don’t care what you do to them. It’s the wild west baby!

I don’t know that this guy’s an idiot. In a world where most people get their information from memes on Social Media and then go around claiming they’re well read and that the opposition is stupid, this move is rich in the only currency that still has any real value, which is emotional reaction. Being correct and on

I just like my coffee tasting like coffee, and I have no opinion on pumpkin spice. That makes me “sub-basic” (with a chance of irony throughout the afternoon and into the early evening).

“This unit does not engage in any type of surveillance,” ... “They engage in what we call passive surveillance”

What about Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope in “Big Money Rustlas”?!

They should make a recording from a swab of Charlie Sheen’s junk and give it to the Mentors to cut a track.

Looking at his skin, he should switch to baths and toss in a moisturizing bath bomb from Lush.

You don’t, you have to mash people against a nearby wall if you want soup.

I.... I... how did I not know this exists?!?!?!

What, no examination of the use of a knife? I use a knife... and I chop the tuna into submission.

Didn’t she forgive him after that, saying she “wasn’t mad” and “shit happens”? Didn’t she stay with him after that? Dad’s a POS, but Mom isn’t so great either.

Fifteen years ago the idea of having a computer in your pocket that tracked your movements and online activity habits would have been too dystopian and a PR disaster as well.