“Meow, I want to have sex.”

You mean like that time Paris Hilton was caught in Las Vegas with a purse full of cocaine and then lied to the police about it and then they just let her go? Like that time?

Remember decades ago when R. Kelly was alleged to have been seen on tape urinating on a preteen? Or when the singer was accused of scouring Chicago high schools looking for his next “pretty young thing”? Or when the singer married a teenage Aaliyah? Well, apparently none of that was enough for a group of parents to…

it’s an open question as to how they’ll address the changes to the Big Blue Guy’s costume

I can’t stop thinking “Sara Silverman Ants”.

I couldn’t agree more... but you work with what you got. :)

The revenue must be shared with the media, or the media is going to slowly die out until there will not be enough publishers producing the CONTENT that keeps people looking at Facebook and Google, and then the system will break down.

...the fire balls and explosions make for an entertaining midday fireworks show.

I got it man.

And she does NOT look thrilled to be getting the work.

They should install one of those on Mount Everest.

I heard initial tests firing them out of Howitzers didn’t go well. :(

I’m failing to see how this concept for a haircut could come out looking “good”.

I’d go a bit further and say I’m pretty sure China doesn’t want to see any kind of armed conflict on its borders.

We all remember Kate Winslet on the cover... Trump remembers Trump on the cover... FURTHER PROOF OF MANDELA AFFECT!!!!

Really? If I were an alien, I’d be thinking these are the guys I want to party with.

To assess a potential fear response in large carnivores, the researchers placed audio equipment at puma kill sites in the Santa Cruz mountains.

Noooooo let’s be adults please.

The Southern United States has been The Southern United States for 241 years. That flag represents four years of that time, and frankly ... not their best four years. If they are truly proud of their Southern heritage, surely there are better times and circumstances than their defeated racist rebellion to represent…

Most EPIC back yard BBQ EVER! I bet that’s how Putin does it too, shirtless and with a lion on the barbie!

Most EPIC back yard BBQ EVER! I bet that’s how Putin does it too, shirtless and with a lion on the barbie!