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It's not, hence the satirical nature of my post. ;P

Great! Within a decade, all responses will be auto-generated, turning all of social media into a narcissistic exercise where people generate content seeking validation from machines. Fast-forward one thousand years, when aliens visit the planet. Life is dead from global warming and all the aliens find are millions of

Little plastic styli and Windows CE FTW!

I think it’s awesome and that his dad should definitely pass that class.

Haha yeah a very specific hand gesture for "go to Pornhub"

A Kafkaesque story illustrating the nihilism in being alone vs. the nihilism in life itself? But then, when you're alone, there's still potential right? I wanna see it.

I used to say I wanted to paint a rising sun on the side of my white Mitsubishi.

There were so many better reasons to smash a boombox in 1987, Bruce Hornsby, Tiffany, Glass Tiger, this list goes on and on...

There are private companies out there who run speed trap cameras and then sell evidence packages to the police. Could this be something like that?

Politicizing this issue did a huge disservice to society. Politicians are full of shit, and now nobody knows what to believe. Bottom line though, conserving can't be a bad thing.

The shouldn’t be called “natural” if they were purposefully grown by humans! Only oats scavenged in the wild deserve the moniker.

Yeah but if you're a good web developer, the correct answer is "all of them".

Elf porn huh, that's a thing?

They should cast Kaitlyn Jenner as Ben Solo's sister, Tran Solo!

Ha! When you stick your face in Cheetos you look like a DOUCHE. Good job GB!

Michael: So, do you know where my iPhone is at? ... Phillip: You should never end a sentence with a preposition. ... Michael: Sorry, do you know where my iPhone is at, ASSHOLE?

Including Firefox in his statement wasn't random, he's intimating that Chrome and Firefox are the top two browsers.

According to Stat Counter, more people in North America use IE or Safari than Firefox.

And THAT, children, is why you ALWAYS wear your leathers.

Agreed, it’s keeping with 3PO’s character to point it out. He wants to tell the story.