"This week, the gang looks for two brothers who disappear after downloading an app that leads them on a treasure hunt for “Red Crone,” a Slenderman rip-off. A sweaty-faced pedo made the app to convince kids to come to his Rape Cabin." <- I'm sorry is this a "CSI:Cyber" or "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia" episode?

Yeah! And later we'll all watch PORN together!

Wow, that's a lot of effort that goes into that photo! Stunning results! I'd love to see something like this with guest painters representing different styles. Really nice work.

If you express your opinion to a candidate and then donate to his campaign, is that bribery? The influence a particular lobbyist may have over donations is implied. When it is explicit, it’s bribery and it’s a crime.

It doesn't. It says you have the right to petition your representatives, and that's what lobbyists do. When bribery or extortion does occur, it's a crime.

Yeah, that darn constitution! Maybe if people became

Me too. Maybe we can get together and paint some cacti or something.

Photoshop 1.0! (in the video)

Really cool with the light painting, very smooth, great composition.

You don't get it man! The Empire doesn't care about pilot comfort, so yeah, it's small. The empire also doesn't care if its pilots get ball cancer, so yeah everything is crammed under the seat. And yes, their ion engines are complete different than ours, and they don't require a lot of space and do produce a lot of…

Yeah! Educators need to STOP trying to force churches to teach Evolution! Oh, wait... that never happens.

Yeah, Ravish Sitar and a Talk Box here, I like it when EHX brings the weird.

Even "Wild Turkey"? How about "Yukon Jack"!

Yeah, that's probably why Gawker did a whimsical article on it's estimated cost rather than Jane's Information Group doing an actual cost breakdown.

Remember when Giz did a story on how much it would cost to build the Star Trek Enterprise? Doing the math, we gave the banks enough funds in the bailout to build forty-five Enterprises. That’s what I think about when I hear about how we can’t afford to finance NASA this or NASA that. Our government’s priorities is…

I always check the balcony for butter, so yeah, I fail to entertain. :P

Yup, advantage of living in a desert.

You go to the zoo to hide behind a trashcan in hopes that on an off chance you’ll get to see an ape fall from a critical height only to survive that and then viciously assault a bunch of people? You must be a riot at parties.

Somebody couldn't wait until AFTER the shot to start snackin'...

Darn it you're RIGHT!