I loved flying this thing in "Battlefield 1942, Secret Weapons of WWII"

"These sandals rescue me from my folly!; 5 stars" ... review by Colin Meloy?!

You have to be a cable subscriber, then they page you a code you have to fax back.

That's the funnies thing I've seen since "Ow My Balls"!

Outfits like that can't be bought, they must be made!!! (Seriously, don't know where Yuri go the gas mask, I don't think they're on Amazon.)

Nobody's watched my weird video, I want on the list!

Bob took 16mb of RAM to run. Back in the day, that meant that maybe your computer had enough to run it, but if it did, it ran nothing else well. Bob was a memory glutton.

Your comment would carry more weight if you made it while standing in the surf on that beach.

Does it have any offensive capabilities or is it just for taunting the enemy? They should paint "I fart in your general direction!" on the side of it.

I get that, but it's not the quantity, it's the quality.

Since always.

Safe journey and tell Gilda we're still laughing when you see her.

This list is HIGHLY subjective relating to whom you are fucking. Some girls wear raspberry berets, others hang out in hotel lobbies masturbating in magazines. :)

WOW that was great. Kudos to whomever loved every frame of that while they made it.

"outside of the normal male 20-somethings that make up the majority of the launch-day lines" <- I thought the normal launch day lines were made up of old women being paid by the Russian Mafia, no?

You're going to get used to whatever screen size you use for a bit. Bigger screens are better. My opinion is buy the biggest screen you can where said phone is still pocketable. That said, the powers that be need to update their OSs. A larger screen is better for viewing but not necessarily for interacting with. Move…

Wouldn't changing the keyboard just be fixing another issue that doesn't really exist? People are able to type just fine on a QWERTY keyboard. It may not be optimal, but it's not dysfunctional.

Wikipedia. I like toilet time to be educational.

Yeah, but do they sound any better? Seems like polishing a tu... well you get the idea.

I tried to like it for what it is rather than condemn it for what it's not. Unfortunately what it is isn't very good. The Gorillaz are a good example of an implementation of this concept. This seemed a little schlocky.