Can we please shake this idea that's suddenly floating around that mental illness automatically means you're not responsible for your actions? There's a very small set of non-lucid mentally ill people who are truly not responsible for making the choice of whether or not to be violent. If you're capable of making the…

Does this story mean people will stop telling me to smile?

Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

My godmother, a kick-ass, no-bullshit, straight-talkin' dame who works for the UNHCR, has precisely zero tolerance for celebrity dilettantes and tragedy-fuckers. Over the years, she's bluntly told any number of high-profile self-aggrandizers to jog on. So when she mentioned, after she first worked with Jolie in…

This woman has done a tremendous amount of activist work regarding international human rights and refugees, and you want to silence her for something she did 14 years ago? Ok.

You didn't hear about the time Cruise nearly killed Oprah with his Sith lightning?

Killing Tom Cruise only releases him from his mortal form.

You can't kill Cruise. Scientology powers take over by instinct whenever there is danger.

Face hugger!

Now he gets 3 free meals a day. Irony.

Natural Cloned Killers.

Don't forget she was also impersonating Donnie. That's three impersonations for the price of one.

I wonder if she gave the actor playing Donnie some tips? His role play of Alison was pretty spot on, too.

Words could never properly express how much I want that show to happen.

I liked last night's episode, but it had a dark "I Love Lucy" kindof vibe going on. All culminating in Donnie Marvin-ing Leekie. Which does suck because you can never have enough Matt Frewer.... EVER.

I would be perfectly ok if they just turned the series into Alison and Helena hitting the road together for homicidal hijinks.

Once more the genius of Maslanay is on display as you find yourself watching Sarah as Alison, thinking "wow, she really does have Alison's mannerisms down, must have studied...ooooooh, right."

The beauty of Leekie dying is just glorious. It didn't happen in the season finale, it wasn't by some rival, it wasn't Sarah or Helena or even Alison. No, it was getting killed by freaking DONNIE HENDRIX, Pulp Fiction style. That is just wonderfully perfect.