Can we please all stop using the phrase "child pornography" which makes it sound like just another porn niche and instead call it what it actually is? (ie images of child abuse)

As a long term reader of Jezebel, a below the liner, and a member of the technical crew of Midnight Rider, fuck you and your headline.

Yeah, he got some serious side eye from me for that one.

Fucking yes to this.

"We are broken-hearted and we anticipate that we will continue to live in pain"

I lost it when he started singing "I wanna be the man who grows old with you" from The Wedding Singer. I totally teared. They are so sweet.

no.

Ugh. "Back to Africa."

Poutine is not made with gravy and mayo for fucks sakes.

Her?

Correction- asshole grandfather. The grandfather apparently also told this kid he could kick her if he saw her using the wrong bathroom. I was living in Maine when this occurred and remember following it closely.

well halfway into the clip he says his movie is number 1 on the dvd charts, and theres talk of a sequel. so happiness. this is what happiness looks like.

At first this made me super, second-hand embarrassed uncomfortable, but then he paused the music to say he was just dancing because he was so happy that Riddick was #1 in DVD sales. AWWW!!! Now I have more of a crush on him than that second where I thought he and the Rock were going to start making out in Fast 5.

This is so preciously embarrassing.

What's really great is that this video has clearly been *edited*. Meaning he didn't just drunkenly record it and post it, he sat down and watched it and cut out the parts he didn't think were good enough, then gave us the rest.

Pee Wee approves this Surfboart dance.

This is way better than a sex tape.