Her?

How many tigers have been killed by people recently?

Correction- asshole grandfather. The grandfather apparently also told this kid he could kick her if he saw her using the wrong bathroom. I was living in Maine when this occurred and remember following it closely.

well halfway into the clip he says his movie is number 1 on the dvd charts, and theres talk of a sequel. so happiness. this is what happiness looks like.

At first this made me super, second-hand embarrassed uncomfortable, but then he paused the music to say he was just dancing because he was so happy that Riddick was #1 in DVD sales. AWWW!!! Now I have more of a crush on him than that second where I thought he and the Rock were going to start making out in Fast 5.

This is so preciously embarrassing.

What's really great is that this video has clearly been *edited*. Meaning he didn't just drunkenly record it and post it, he sat down and watched it and cut out the parts he didn't think were good enough, then gave us the rest.

Pee Wee approves this Surfboart dance.

This is way better than a sex tape.

I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!

I'm guessing you haven't seen her ass? I would gladly do anything to kiss it or have mine replicate it.

Goddamn that was a great performance!

People are still going on cruises after all the horrible things that have happened??

LIES!

I've never been so impressed by such a terrible outfit.

First of all, Toronto subway picture FTW. Even though there aren't enough poles in the middle to hold on to when it's a sardine can.

Anyway, I HATE when people take up more room than they need. I do think it's unfair to pin it on men only, though. I ride transit every day, and there are just as many women making…

I'm sad that I had to scroll so far down to see any mention of Sean Penn's abusive past.