They didn't state that she had actually shoplifted; it's very possible that her bag looked heavy, and that's why she was stopped.

THIS IS WHY WOMEN NEED EDUCATION AND OPTIONS.

First, they take our National treasure, Tatiana Maslany.

America,

Republicans,

Dearest Anthony, can I interest you in Orphan Black? It's got a phenomenal ensemble cast and an extraordinary lead who plays NINE, that's right, NINE fully formed, fully actualized characters all by herself. Yep, you heard that right. All. by. herself. Now *that's* artistry.

Those girls were raped. They were underage. They were incapable of consent. How can these law enforcement officials say they did their job well when 17-year-olds had sex with minor girls? Let's not blame the town. Let's blame the families who raised rapist sons, and the son who thinks all girls want his D, and…

First of all, could someone please explain to me how a repeat offender who raped a teenage girl and murdered an adult woman got life imprisonment instead of the death penalty in TEXAS? This is the state who voted in a law to fast track executions.

No sorry, that last sentence should read: "Republicans in Congress, get your fucking act together."

And the minute we say 'okay, a government agency has free range to do whatever as long as they potentially are protecting us' is the minute nothing matters anymore because the terrorists have succeeded in making us all paranoid AND getting more of our freedoms taken away. It's a double-edged sword and there's no…

Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

When will guys stop being like this?

Fucker beat up a three year old last year and should have been locked the fuck away.

After I saw Gravity, I never thought I would feel such tension and teary relief as I did at 6:00.

The man in the bottom right is genius.

Also, the hole that eventually forms in EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF JEANS I'VE EVER OWNED from my thighs rubbing together. I have so many pairs of "painting pants" now...

Yeah, but... Chafing. Ugh.

"vaguely traumatic"? The hell, Doug Barry?

That guy is worse than pudding skin.

Was that Sinead O'Connor in the audience passing out some more helpful advice?