pretty obvious this was a high profile fake relationship to distract from her c-cup boobjob.

“Transatlantic heartbreak”

HOW DARE YOU, look at that fluid natural hip articulation

Ok SwiftCo, just because you got caught in one lie doesn’t mean you need to start throwing them around wildly. Nobody is going to believe that Tom, who stammered like an idiot in front of the paps, wanted to be more public.

Gurl, I like how you think except Hiddles was already to old and too broke off for the role.

over a story that claimed she was an escort in the 1990s.

If part of this trial involves her having to convince the jury that she started dating Trump out of mutual attraction, I think she’s going to lose.

Wrong. In his version the fiance is the heart surgeon.

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Reports this week claim I Am Cait, the reality show chronicling Caitlyn Jenner’s life after coming out as transgender, has been canceled after two eight-episode seasons.

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

Plenty of white folks speak Spanish better than I do. George Takei recently posted a video where he spoke near-flawless Spanish, for ten minutes. This lady isn’t discriminated against. She’s just lazy.

ColourPop Lip Glosses are $6 each. You get what you pay for girls.This is unfortunately what you learn as you grow up.

My worst date was with this guy who regaled me with a story of eating too much protein powder, going to Vegas, getting drunk and basically shitting his bed (that he was sharing with one of his friends) with a crumbly poop of protein cause he was too wasted to make it to the bathroom. The saddest part is that I still…

African Americans fought in WWII. They fought for a country that segregated them in the army and at home.

So. Many. Pidgeys.

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?

That may not be the most respectful way to commemorate the 1989 massacre at Tian’anmen Square tho.

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

“girl, i’mma have to call you back”