My favorite part of the Drumpf Grille piece:

“The thinking is six years is plenty of time considering her actions.”

Not a chance in the world. I’m liberal and I would be very against a commutation. Just because she’s trans doesn’t mean she deserves a lesser sentence. I do believe that that is the catalyst to this movement. People can’t separate the two things.

I don’t really think 35 years for intentionally revealing an enormous amount of classified data is ‘outlandishly harsh.’

In light of WikiLeaks’s involvement in this election cycle, I highly doubt her sentence will be commuted any time soon. Even though the information she released has nothing to do with the election (obviously, having be in prison for the last six years), Manning’s leaked documents really put WikiLeaks on the map.

Ah, I was unaware of the stats. I just feel like it doesn’t hold the same reverence in pop culture like One Sweet Day or Always Be My Baby does. It seems easier to forget how good of a song it actually is, but I have literally no objective facts to support my claim.

she was well known enough in the Netherlands at one point.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Yesterday I finally managed to choke down six ravioli, so now I don’t just need to constantly shit water and blood. And my face looks fucked up. For some reason one of my eyebrows has swollen up like there’s a goddamn grape under my skin. I don’t just look puffy-eyed and blotchy, I look misshapen. And that’s not even…

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

Trump is Professor Quirrel and Pence is the Voldemort tumor growing out of the back of his head. The guy is a full-blown nutjob that makes Ted Cruz look reasonable. 

This was lovely & y’all have to quit making me cry at work. Thank you.

The baby-kissing approach is no guarantor of a promising political career. Harambe tried that, and now he’s stuck in a dead-end write-in campaign.

Except voting third party is the definition of irrational voting. It makes no sense in our current system and isn’t even a viable path to change our system. If you vote third party, you’re either ignorant of this fact or you don’t care. Either way, it’s not rational because it really, truly doesn’t lead to any…

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

‘Mega-talented’ does not mean what you think it means. She’s an ok singer, a good dancer, easy on the eyes and a smart businesswoman who understands today’s media. That is not mega-talented.

Right? Who dates Mariah Carey and expects her to be anything other than Head Diva In Charge?

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

Actually, it’s President Clinton if you’re nasty Donald...

I’m glad she is hitting him hard with claiming that the election is rigged