They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

Right? They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

Hello Ms. Swift! For privacy we have a lovely booth in the back for you and your party.

Because unlike several of her peers, she recognizes the need to recuse herself when there is a conflict of interest.

Hahahahahaha good.

you know, it really isn’t nice to speak ill of the dead...

Sometimes I think that I could be a Hot Girl if I could just be bothered. I’m way too lazy for that shit.

For all that people love to say Harry looks nothing like Charles, I think in the top photo he looks exactly like Diana.

That’s quite a list of Starbucks lovers.

There is no way she got out of a relationship with John Mayer without him sticking it in her pooper at least once. No way.

But then we don’t get cookies in return! I’d donate to Trump if he gave me cookies.

This is so confusing to me. I wear yoga pants to yoga, sweat my ass off, toss them in the hamper when I get home, and do laundry 5 days later. They’ve never smelled like anything different than all my other clothes. Are other people doing something weird? Do I have magical sweat glands? What’s the deal here?

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

Hey Bobby-

Aren’t unsolicited dick pics the second stage of relationship grief or something?

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

fuck off

GO GET HIM OBAMA

It’s almost like we shouldn’t be ignoring rape kits. Who knew?

Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.