That’s the only possible effective use for brown lipstick I can think of!

I used to use brown lipstick, when I wanted my boss to think I was sick and she would let me go home early.

I don’t know that I agree with the eyeliner thing, but the colors on her entire face are all wrong for her, it isn’t just the lipstick. And what were they thinking with the eyebrows?

Brown lipstick is THE WORST.

Ok, brown lipstick needs to GO AWAY. It wasn’t a good look in the 90s, its not a good look now. DAMN. It ages you a minimum of 5 years, and Gwen looks like a corpse its washing her out so bad. No.

I was very very into Jenny and Chris until it started to look like she left her husband for him and now I don’t feel so good about it. It just doesn’t feel fair. You already have a husband. You don’t get to upgrade mid-marriage to Captain America.

There is a lot to unpack here.

Woo hoo, first day back at work! You wear that clean shirt and eat with two hands! Maybe even take your time peeing, you go and have a wonderful day!

Countdown to one of them dying for totes legit story reasons...

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I always think of Garrett Hedlund as a Forever 21 knockoff of Chris Hemworth.

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

I used to diligently copy down every beauty product mentioned or advertised in Girls Life magazine. Those jane eyeshadows were frequently mentioned.

OH MY GOD

I had something similar happen. It isn’t staph. For me it is part of a chronic condition called Hidradenitis Suppurativa. The antibiotics are needed after the wound opens to prevent infection, but for me at least the pus wasn’t an infected agent, but considered an irritant according to the lab.

I didn’t think I cold love Obama anymore than I did. God, I was wrong. And for whatever troll comes in here talking about cloth diapers, cleaning those gets expensive too. Money for the Laundromat, getting to the Laundromat, etc. ..

Isn’t Terius Gray Juvenile? The writing credits are even more random than Kanye’s.