Injury via sports bra - check.
Burning earrings - check.
Death-grip pencil skirts - check.
Don’t forget when your sexy jangly earrings catch on your sweater and almost rip your earlobe off.

I saw that and was amazed that Ashley didn’t mention the gilead ambassador’s wife was there. 

My boyfriend does this whenever we have to wear nice clothing. He had the audacity to complain about his dress shoes being uncomfortable when I was wearing heels. I get that it's acceptable for men to wear sneakers all the damn time, but it's not like I killed the nerves on my feet. I've just learned to live with…

Do you think she has zero sense of irony or thought that Serena was the hero of that show?

Came here for this. Not even trying to hide the fact they all secretly want to be Gilead wives.

I’m looking at those straps too. What a cheap job. I looked back at the Joy Villa dress out of curiousity and it was equally puckered. This “designer” and his team are hacks. 

Pantyhose. Pointy-toead high heels. Fucking ‘shapewear.’ Thongs. BRAS. All those items of clothing you need to tear off your body after a day at work because if you wear them for one more fucking second you will tear your own head off.

Came here to say this. I’m a casual at home seamstress, and I made my own wedding dress that wasn’t perfect, but blew this crap construction out of the water. I’m appalled on multiple levels.

Evangeline is singing the song of my people. Right up there with the pushback chorus I carol when I hear men in their forties panicking about wrinkles and skin care and thinking, been dealing with that since puberty too, you ginormous pussy.

So the U.S. conservatives do fashion about as well as they do comedy.

It was nice of Serena Joy to make a special guest appearance:

I guess the Trump Administration figuratively being in bed with Fox News wasn’t corrupt enough.

Of course she’s older. It takes time to grow a beard.

Guy with no chin meets woman with no calves. Truly a pairing for the ages!

Yes, very interesting that knife specifically comes to mind...

To add to to the previous comment, even if it was a different function, she attended it as a representative of the administration in an official capacity.

In fact, should we all make “Feckless Cunt” jackets?

This jacket does not Be Best.

To paraphrase Dan Savage: fuck the fuck off, you fucking fuck.

I hear prison is a lot like summer camp.