Of course she’s concerned about these little kids. Those tiny fingers can make the smallest stitches in sweatshop clothing, they’re an untapped resource!

Maybe it’s because I don’t have a dad, but do a lot of grown women call their father “daddy?” Weirds me out ala Rebecca bunch in crazy ex girlfriend. I mean my stepdaughters 19 and calls her father “dad..”

The President is not the boss of a congressional intern. Nor even in her chain of command. Congress doesn’t answer to the president.

Actually if anything, that intern and you an I are the president’s AND the congressmember’s boss because we’re his goddamn board of directors and he’s supposed to be working for us. Personally I’m looking forward to firing his ass.

“Daddy! Daddy! What are we doing about this? Can’t we put the children to work on ‘Made in America’ Ivanka Trump handbags?”

I see Maggie Haberman continues her role as the unofficial White House Dictaphone.

“Ok. Bye Daddy! Off to make some more Chinese deals!”

If and when it’s revealed who this hero works for, I hope her boss has the courage to say “It’s a free country, I’m not firing her. Fuck you, Mr. President.” on the Congress floor.

If anything Congress is the President’s boss.

I can’t take any more stories trying to portray Ivanka as the rational one. She’s doing nothing to stop her monster of a father. You might say that she is....

The full transcript of her conversation:

MSNBC reporters are calling on her and Melania to go visit the child detention centers. I second this.

I believe she speaks for all of us here in the non-sociopathic side of the political spectrum.

“Daddy what are we going to do about this?”

I’ll meet you at the border. I’ll be easy to spot - look for the woman with a big cheese plate and a sign reading “We welcome our Canadian overlords”.

He tried to take it furniture shopping, but he couldn’t get there.

I’m sorry to report that the flag set it itself on fire shortly after the event. It was pronounced dead at a local medical facility. TOD 5:52PM EST

“WATCH: President Trump hugs U.S. flag after speaking at NFIB anniversary celebration.”

I feel like a broken record, because I so often say this on your articles, but this is brilliant. And it is shattering, and I wish that everyone would read it.

Spot on.