Wahlberg is, obviously, the top in that pairing but the video will be hilarious as he keeps shouting “FEEL IT! FEEL IT!” as he pounds Simmons’ bitch ass. Simmons won’t cum until Wahlberg leans in and whispers “Tahm Brady is the fookin greatest cortaback eva.”

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

He credits regularly watching the show with helping him learn English

“What if we got celebrities to lip sync to my favorite 80s one hit wonders?”

Jimmy Fallon is the White Sox of late night TV.

Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

“OK, this is before and then this was after I drove the motorcycle”

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

I live just outside of Boston, and I grew up 45 minutes west of here. It’s not as liberal here as everyone thinks. Looking back, I wonder if the hat was a campaign piece directed at on the fence voters in New England.

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

Go Falcons.

Wait til you hear that they’ve changed play calls so that a post route to the right is now called “Muslim Ban”

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

I also thorouly enjoyed CharDee MacDennis 2: Electric Bugaloo

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

I find it fascinating how these guys consume media. Richard Spencer (leader of the”alt-right” ) claims his favorite show is Firefly. Trump claims his favorite movies is CitIzen Kane (He identifies with Kane).

How are their brains processing that media into something that doesn’t chafe against their ideology? The Trump…

Wow, I’ve never made the connection. Now I’m triggered.

I recall discussing books in college, where we had to interpret what the author meant - which things were symbolism, examples of allegory, etc. I can’t imagine arguing directly with the author about what they wrote. Author: “I intended the stroller on page 55 to be a representation of the struggles of youth against…